'What a glorious site'
'Yes, aren't these rock formations fantastic'
'Where've you just been?'
'I've just been up to the restrooms. There's a sign up there saying if you get attacked by a bear you have to fight back.'
'Fuck that, let's go stay in a travel lodge.'
* * * * *
'Is your last post funny?'
'I'm a bit like Jack Kerouac Babe, I just write what I feel.'
'Yeah you are, he was a tosser wasn't he!'
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