Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Life in the slow lane, my arse!

And so on to today's major topic - the thrilling debate on 5live about whether it's ok to take the piss out of religions. I have to say I think it's a jolly good idea. In fact it's almost an essential act of mercy and compassion. Listening to that bunch of self-righteous, pious, pompous, dogmatic, narrow-minded zealots leaves the average listener very few options other than piss-taking. How glad I am to be re-assured by the politicians that today's new law will still allow us to get cheap jibes in at their expense.
Hari om.


  1. um, koombyah?

    religion. bah. it just makes people cross, doesn't it?

  2. That is a little bit of a generalisation, surly.
    I can get fucking annoyed without the Jehovah's witnesses knocking on my door. I don't need a mullah in order to have a tantrum. I can lose my rag without reciting the Upanishads.
    And the soothing sense of superiority I get when I watch Benny Hinn or Pat Robertson counters your argument completely.

  3. aha, but i didn't say it was the only thing that makes people cross. i therefore refute your argument and claim my five pounds.

    *high fives self then realises how twatty that is*

  4. Trying to picture surly girl hi-fiving herself. Somehow all I can see is Del Boy Trotter in that famous scene in the pub where he goes to lean on the bar and it isn't there.

    The physical resemblance is limited to the fall, obviously. I'm sure Surly Girl bears no resemblance to Del Boy.

    I'm getting that 'digging myself in deeper' feeling, so I'll go away now.

  5. i look more like trigger.