Monday, February 13, 2006

Would you vote Tory to save the world?

Do you know, I think I might. I don't know about you but as I get older I have moved from slightly to the left of Norman Wisdom to slightly to the right of Jemima Khan.
I'm going to write to the new bloke in charge of the tories and ask him if he can categorically give me his word that all the pronouncements that he has made so far, pretty much all of which I agree with by the way, will definitely be made law as soon as he gets in power. Of course he won't answer me and so fair do's, he won't get my vote.
There's no way I'd vote for Labour again. They disgust me. I've got this awful feeling that Gordon Brown is even worse than Tony Blair. Do you know, I was completely taken in in 1997 - I really believed they might be ok. God how I hate them now. I'm not even going to start on the way Blair got into Iraq - I think he should go and live there forever - what a **** .
So that leaves the lib-dems - I really liked Charles Kennedy mainly because he was good on HIGNFY. Now they've kicked him out I'm in turmoil.


  1. Why have you moved from Norman Wisdom to Jemima Khan? Is this evidence of a shifting sexual preference?
    Get over to Boris's and see if you can get him to answer a straight question (or perhaps some other sort if you still have desires on Mr Wisdom). That should sort you out.

  2. I'm a member of the LibDems and honestly believe that kicking out Charlie was the daftest thing they've ever done. This Ming Campbell relic they've got now - surely they can't believe anybody other than hard and fast LibDems would vote for him? Because let's face it, most people vote for the person rather than the party. Idiots! Bloody idiots!