Thursday, December 17, 2009

Three Xmas cracker jokes!

What do Guillimots and British Gas have in common?

How do you get a nun pregnant?

If the doctor tells you that you have three weeks to live, what's the best thing to do?

6 comments:

  1. what were you doing up at that time?!

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  2. Ziggy, Is that another Xmas cracker joke? If it is, is the answer, 'said the actress to the bishop'.

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  3. I think that the answer to 2 and 3 is the same.

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  4. Vicus - well, if it was a female doctor it could be, but in fact it's not the same.

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  5. Xmas Cracker joke answers.

    1)They can both stick their bills up their arses.

    2)Fuck her.

    3 Go and live in Paignton - it will seem like three months.

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  6. If you want your ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend to come crawling back to you on their knees (no matter why you broke up) you need to watch this video
    right away...

    (VIDEO) Text Your Ex Back?

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