Going by the previous post, and the fact that the sheep are faced away from the judges, I can only assume that the rosettes were being awarded for Best Sac In Show.
Which is why I can't understand that your sheep didn't get first place. In fact, the winner must be really freakish - like that character in Viz with the unfeasibly large testicles that he used to carry around in a wheel barrow.
I remember once when I was about 7, my class took a field trip to a farm. Aside from making us view a cow with a hole in his stomach, they asked which one of us wanted to stick our hand up a sheep's rear. I never did understand the importance or lesson of that trip.
I knew it. That peroxide dwarf standing next to you is Vicus as sure as I am a Letter-Day Abstaint. Tell me he didn't beat you or I'll vent all my pent-up frustration on the judges.
The winner has to be that guy at the front. How confident is he? Not only does he have a prize sheep but a puppet shut-eye-shepherd complete with his own mini-me sheep to boot.
Born a Roman Catholic but could'nt run with it. Caught the 60s just right - loved every minute of it. Sadly I was not so good at 'free love'.
I have been fortunate enough not to have had a career but when I was thirteen I did have a careers interview. They told me I should go into Forestry. I worked at CBS records for twelve weeks when I was nineteen (as a packer), but since then I have been quite successful in avoiding work. NB. My definition of work is having to do something for money that has no relevance to me and that I don't want to do.
I'm a bit worried about you all wearing lab coats!
ReplyDeleteGoing by the previous post, and the fact that the sheep are faced away from the judges, I can only assume that the rosettes were being awarded for Best Sac In Show.
ReplyDeleteWhich is why I can't understand that your sheep didn't get first place. In fact, the winner must be really freakish - like that character in Viz with the unfeasibly large testicles that he used to carry around in a wheel barrow.
So you're dyeing their wool purple before you shear them to save time? :)
ReplyDeleteGreat picture of you!
ReplyDeleteI remember once when I was about 7, my class took a field trip to a farm. Aside from making us view a cow with a hole in his stomach, they asked which one of us wanted to stick our hand up a sheep's rear. I never did understand the importance or lesson of that trip.
ReplyDeleteI've got a very similar picture of me and my chums smiling at the camera showing off our cocks.
ReplyDeleteMine didn't win, either.
I knew it. That peroxide dwarf standing next to you is Vicus as sure as I am a Letter-Day Abstaint. Tell me he didn't beat you or I'll vent all my pent-up frustration on the judges.
ReplyDeleteThe winner has to be that guy at the front. How confident is he? Not only does he have a prize sheep but a puppet shut-eye-shepherd complete with his own mini-me sheep to boot.
ReplyDeleteTommy m'dear. More pictures!
ReplyDeleteTom what is Mark (Mark who?)doing in Wilts and where and when please?
ReplyDeletethat is a fantastic picture! straight out of Herriot.
ReplyDeletethose have to be the CLEANEST sheep i have ever seen.
Eh?
ReplyDeleteWhen was I in Wilts?
I'm confused now. And I can't work out which one is Tom either.
(Feeling a need for many martinis coming on...)
Ziggi - labcoats! They are our showing coats.
ReplyDeleteBetty - Best sac in show! Devon is in England, not Wales.
MJ - whatever makes money, we'll do it.
Pammy - I am more handsome in real life, I promise.
Awaiting - Now then, this is all about broadening the mind, and one thing is for sure, it's worked for you.
Farmer Giles - I have been to your blog and made my feelings about your cock perfectly clear.
Cherrypie - You have an eye for the winner, you are correct.
Pammy - more pics on way, but like I say, if you really want to see my true stunningness, then it has to be real life.
Ziggi - Mark Rashid, google him. He is the trainer I kind of base most of the work I do with horses on.
FN - thank you, at last someone not trying to be coarse and vulgar for a cheap laugh.
Mark - no idea when you were last in Wilts. Give me a clue.
Tommy dearheart, your 'true stunningness' comes through in your words. What do looks matter?
ReplyDeleteOk, a little they matter.
my darling i can positively assure you with no doubts whatsoever, that is the FIRST time anyone has EVER said that about me.
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