Please vote for any one of the following ideas.
1) Pretend I am dying from cancer and blog about my remaining few months on earth.
2) Pretend I am a gay guy with two kids, trapped in an unhappy marriage.
3) Pretend I am an absolute stud going for the record presently held by Gene Simmons.
4) Pretend I am having a wild affair with the lady of the manor up the road.
5) Pretend I am on the run from the police since escaping jail for drug offences in the 70s
6) Use the blog to advance my career as a horse trainer.
7) Put up a post telling everyone to Fuck off8) Fuck off myself
Whichever idea gets most votes, or if anyone comes up with a better idea, I will put it into action.