Sunday, August 17, 2008

Horse stuff!

Don't worry, she's only having a sleep

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"Hi Tom, I've got a horse here that you should really come and take a look at". It was Vicky on the phone and as usual she was trying to sell me a horse.

"So what's so special about this one", I answered rather cynically.

"Well, come and see her, you will love her. She has such a lovely temperament and the guy says if I don't sell her soon he wants her back. I really don't want her to go back to the dealer guy, please come and see her".

"Ok ok, I'll come and see her, but she better be good".

"She is good Tom, I promise, you will love her, she's called Splodge".

"Splodge! for fucks sake, what kind of a name is that!"

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So that afternoon we drove over to Vicky's to take a look at Splodge. I've known Vicky for a few years. She is good horsewoman. Not good in the conventional sense, but she gets horses going really well, and they seem to like her, which counts for a lot in my book. I like the way she rides - sort of a bit wild really. So her horses are used to most things that are going to come their way.

Splodge turned out to be a pretty strange looking horse. One of my friends later suggested I file the front of her head off to make her less ugly. She also had a bit of high wither and a sunken back, like she had maybe been sat on too young. Anyway, I got Sarah to ride her because she can tell pretty quickly if the horse is going to be any good for us or not. She liked her and that was enough for me. After a bit of messing about we eventually bought her and now five years later she is my main horse.

I recently bought a Black Rhino western saddle for her which works really well for both of us.
So what's the point of this story. Well, over the last few days me and Splodge lost our way a bit, and now we are working on getting back on track. I'll tell all in the next post if you are interested (suggested response here is, ooooooooooooh yes please).


  1. Are you in the Olympics?

  2. Ooooooooooooh yes, please! Anything else? Speak now or forever hold your peace.

  3. Anonymous18/8/08 09:37

    is it just me, or does Splodge look a bit fat in that picture? I am biased, of course. :p

  4. You can't just leave us hanging?
    Splodge on my good man.
    I just know that this horse has more character than a dozen others..right?

    So you two had a little tiff? Please don't tell us that there is something wrong with her..I need my happy endings Buster!

    You were lamenting about WHY people keep on blogging..
    well here it is, it's to make other people happy!

  5. You can't go wrong with horse-related blogging, that's what I say. And I am sometimes correct.

    Also, today's capcha appears to be in Welsh.

  6. ooooooooooooh yes please

  7. I echo the sentiment. Please don't leave us hanging.