I've just been studying the planetary situation, and from my extensive knowledge of astrology, I feel it is only fair to share my findings. It may be that this information will make the difference between a successful or otherwise 2008 for you.
You probably already know of course, that right now Pluto is rising adjacent to Uranus. This strongly indicates that during the coming months you should expect a big surprise from behind.
OK, I know, but I only make one joke a year, and time's running out. And I have never come to terms with the fact that they named a planet after my arse. And I love Uranus jokes - how fucking childish is that!
I'm Eighteen and I Like It
7 months ago
Nauseatingly.
ReplyDeleteDoes that Uranus thing apply only to you or to everybody -except Mr Vicus Scurra, of course-? 'Cos I always thought my ruling planet was Mercury (I've been Virgo zodiac sign all my life. No bad jokes please). :)
ReplyDeleteI wish that Mickey would keep Pluto on a leash because he is always sniffing Uranus.
ReplyDeleteI remember that my elementary Science teachers always had to pronounce it yer-ANN-uss (really fast) or we would kill ourselves laughing.
It is still funny...always will be.
Eek! As I said, not my planet.
ReplyDeletethis is boy humour isn't it?
ReplyDeleteZiggi. Humour?
ReplyDeleteUranus. That's the planet in the haemarrhoid belt, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI am wondering whether the disfunctional adoloscent males that I work with have strayed onto this blog...
ReplyDeleteI've already had far too many surprises from behind this year. No thank you.
ReplyDeleteOoooooh Pammy, now your making me horny....
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