Friday, November 10, 2006

Away with the Fairies

My apologies to any readers of this blog for the utter lack of entertainment you will find within it.
No excuses really - I'm just one in ten billion human beings on the planet, sadly one of the more boring ones. I did hear a joke the other day but I can't remember it. I do have one joke but I think I may have used it in an earlier post. But for new readers here it is again.
How do you get a nun pregnant?

Anyway, I'm away this week watching and learning loads of useful stuff from my favourite horse trainer. Done four days so far and six more to go. I'm not going to bore you all with the details but suffice to say, and this is surely a good lesson for life too, generally speaking, the more gently you go the better result you get.

When I get back I will catch up and comment on all my buddies blogs, I promise.

20 comments:

  1. Don't worry Tom. I was away too. While we were both away nobody wrote anything of interest. I think they derive all of their inspiration from us.

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  2. Vicus, how can you say that!
    Do you think blogdom goes in waves of inspiration.
    When I get back I promise my next post will be a corker with massive revelations and full-on photos of all the woman (apart from the missus of course, she would be furious if I did that) I have shagged since my last post.

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  3. Mr Freud would have exploded with sexual delight at your message Tom.
    I suspect that you meant to write "women" but could not stretch the truth that much. And I am equally sure that your missus would be furious if you attempted to shag her, although I think it is a little indelicate of you to write about it here.

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  4. Oh Vicus, how wrong can you be about my dear wife. And yes, hands up on the freudian one old boy - but I won't limit myself because of some subconcious bollocks - probably some kind of weird throwback to my catholic days, when it was considered wrong to shag let alone shag in the plural.
    Forgive me father for I have sinned. I always thought it was such a good deal - a couple of Hail Mary's for nicking a few bars of chocolate from the village shop.

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  5. Hey there mister! I have a new link..so just click my picture and you'll have it!


    Miss you!

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  6. you and vicus. what cheer you bring to my pathetic little life. so profound.

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  7. Now you've done it. Gone and encouraged them.

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  8. Pammy, we operate best with encouragement, as you well know. Me and Vicus never spoke for years cos everyone just ignored us, so don't just let things get like that again.
    And anyway, I love all my american friends - I was getting completely the wrong idea about you yanks till I started blogging and SLing. You are a sweet sweet bunch of people. Don't just leave me all my own with the Vicus all again.

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  9. Tom, you HAVE to tell us about the horse stuff, otherwise why the hell does your blog have this title?
    You could rename it to 'Sheep and Shagging' I suppose.

    oh, nice to see you again anyway.

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  10. Kyah babe, my next post is going to be about these two weeks that I am spending watching Mark Rashid. So stay in touch - you're probably the only one interested.

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  11. So none of you know how to get a nun pregnant then.

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  12. Dress her up as an alter boy.

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  13. Good one Sharon, and it would work too. But I have a different answer.

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  14. Tom, at the risk of encouraging you to post about horses, I will answer your little riddle.

    Fuck her.

    Did that lower the tone to the anticipated level? I have recorded "The Aristocrats" for future reference. Shall I save it until you next visit?

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  15. Thank you Vicus for solving that little riddle. And sorry, I know nothing of the TV programme you talk about. If you think it would help me in my irreversible quest for the true wisdom beyond even Match of the Day, well then please hang on to it for future viewing.

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  16. Aristocrats official tagline: No Nudity, No Violence, Unspeakable Obscenity

    Tom, I suspect that in your irreversible quest for the true wisdom, this movie will take you in a whole different direction than Match of the Day.

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  17. Tom, don't take any notice of what these people are saying. The Aristocrats is a lovely Walt Disney animation featuring some cats that the whole family can watch.

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  18. well how do you get a nun pregnant, other than the obvious which V has already put so elequently?
    I'm really looking forward to hearing about Mark and your 2 weeks away - it's been very quiet without you!

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  19. Hurry back Tommy love. You're missed.

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    right away...

    (VIDEO) Win your ex back with TEXT messages?

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