After discussing the disease resisitant qualities of the Sante potato, we moved on to discuss the eating quality of the pink fur apple.
Me 'So out of these three things which is best?'
Him 'Go on'
Me 'a) scoring a goal, b) eating a pink fur apple potato, or c) having a shag'
Him 'Well, that is obviously going to depend... are the potatoes roasted or boiled?'
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