Sunday, May 06, 2007

Women eh!

Yes it's spring time again.
This lady brings her mare up to go in with the stallion. So I get him out of the field and tell her to take her mare in there. I then take Fergus back in and we let them both go. He is quite a cool dude but he ain't had a mare since last spring, so he's pretty up for it.
'Goodness me he's keen', says the owner.
'She's not quite ready for him yet', says the wife.
Fergus is hanging there wondering when he's gonna get lucky. He's cool but he oh so needs it.
'She might just let him have a shag to keep him quiet', I said.
'mmm, know that feeling', said the wife and the owner simultaneously.
Women eh!

14 comments:

  1. I think you'll find that it's a case of "men, eh?" actually. As usual ...

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  2. You've shagged both of them? Why do you need a stallion?

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  3. vicus! I was going to say the same thing!! You've been such a bad influence on me.

    Tommy dear...good to see you again. Kiss.

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  4. you have a very understanding wife is all I can say

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  5. I couldn't possibly comment.

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  6. yeah!!! what carmy said betty said!

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  7. What Tom said. Not that it'll do me any good around here...

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  8. Thank you all for your comments, and thank you Mark for backing me up. But yes to Betty, Carmy and Kindness, it's men, what a bloody bore they are!

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  9. I'll back you up too Tom. We men have needs. If you're in a casino you just don't stick to the one-armed bandits, do you.

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  10. have you been playing with the animals again?

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  11. when is my dear tommy coming back?

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  12. the nights will be drawing in soon - then he'll come back in from the fields . . . I expect

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  13. still shagging the horses out in the paddock?

    well hello anyway Tom. Hope you're having a great spring.

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