Thursday, December 17, 2009

Three Xmas cracker jokes!

What do Guillimots and British Gas have in common?

How do you get a nun pregnant?

If the doctor tells you that you have three weeks to live, what's the best thing to do?
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5 comments:

  1. Zig17/12/09 03:26

    what were you doing up at that time?!

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  2. tom90917/12/09 04:45

    Ziggy, Is that another Xmas cracker joke? If it is, is the answer, 'said the actress to the bishop'.

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  3. Vicus Scurra17/12/09 07:36

    I think that the answer to 2 and 3 is the same.

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  4. tom90917/12/09 08:46

    Vicus - well, if it was a female doctor it could be, but in fact it's not the same.

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  5. tom90920/12/09 04:56

    Xmas Cracker joke answers.

    1)They can both stick their bills up their arses.

    2)Fuck her.

    3 Go and live in Paignton - it will seem like three months.

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