'What a glorious site'
Sarah:
'Yes, aren't these rock formations fantastic'
Tom:
'Where've you just been?'
Sarah:
'I've just been up to the restrooms. There's a sign up there saying if you get attacked by a bear you have to fight back.'
Me:
'Fuck that, let's go stay in a travel lodge.'
* * * * *
Sarah:
'Is your last post funny?'
Tom:
'I'm a bit like Jack Kerouac Babe, I just write what I feel.'
Sarah:
'Yeah you are, he was a tosser wasn't he!'
Please clarify. Do you only fight bears if they attack you in restrooms? What if they attack you in the kitchen? Or in the carpark? This sort of half-baked data is of no use to man nor beast.
ReplyDeleteI would post more, but am struggling with the whole shitting in the woods thing, and can't get past it.
Vicus, you'll be fine in bear country - if you fight back they will die laughing.
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