Involuntary and premature blogging

My heart goes out to those of you all too familiar with the unfortunate experience of peaking too soon. Not something that this blog can so far be accused of. Indeed if this is the peak, then I feel I must apologise most unreservedly for this whole wretched creation.
Can I say in my defense, had it not been for my grammar school education and my irrepressible urge to communicate through the written word, then none of this would have happened. The world right now would be a richer and more worthy place. Alas, given the opportunity to write at no cost to me and faced with the prospect of an infinite audience, I was unable to hold on a second longer. I'm sorry!

I just went to a fantastic blog called Vegan Lunchbox. Loads of fantastic recipes and all the kind of food I love to eat. I couldn't believe the profile of the lady who runs it. She was into buying food, cooking, sewing, knitting, home-making, her husband and her child. I wanted to see a photo of her - I desperately needed to know that she is absolutely huge and totally unsexy in every way. I so wanted to know that there is some advantage to having a wife who doesn't give a shit!

Can you believe there is a book called, 'I can't believe that's tofu'. I just might go and put that on my xmas list right now.

Would you vote Tory to save the world?

Do you know, I think I might. I don't know about you but as I get older I have moved from slightly to the left of Norman Wisdom to slightly to the right of Jemima Khan.
I'm going to write to the new bloke in charge of the tories and ask him if he can categorically give me his word that all the pronouncements that he has made so far, pretty much all of which I agree with by the way, will definitely be made law as soon as he gets in power. Of course he won't answer me and so fair do's, he won't get my vote.
There's no way I'd vote for Labour again. They disgust me. I've got this awful feeling that Gordon Brown is even worse than Tony Blair. Do you know, I was completely taken in in 1997 - I really believed they might be ok. God how I hate them now. I'm not even going to start on the way Blair got into Iraq - I think he should go and live there forever - what a **** .
So that leaves the lib-dems - I really liked Charles Kennedy mainly because he was good on HIGNFY. Now they've kicked him out I'm in turmoil.