tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post8351995930793421741..comments2023-10-29T06:57:14.548-07:00Comments on Of Humans and Horses: My Ideal Day by Tom Slobhardtom909http://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-39044923560131790572008-06-16T06:34:00.000-07:002008-06-16T06:34:00.000-07:00It looks like it's not only 10 hours. Don't tell u...It looks like it's not only 10 hours. <BR/><BR/>Don't tell us you've been busy, Tom, it's not nice to have your readerships waiting while you're sleeping all day long. That old trick won't work, LOL.Leni Qinanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08787813168299836381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-5118838073382839972008-06-15T09:40:00.000-07:002008-06-15T09:40:00.000-07:000nly ten hours sleeping?0nly ten hours sleeping?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-90908164190624699062008-06-11T06:31:00.000-07:002008-06-11T06:31:00.000-07:00Oh yes, my exboyfriend the bullfighter -who was us...Oh yes, my exboyfriend the bullfighter -who was used to run away from the bulls- needed only 1min 30 secs. Maybe this is why I dumped him. Give me a break!<BR/><BR/>Olé olé. ;)Leni Qinanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08787813168299836381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-71511533275095266792008-06-10T22:29:00.000-07:002008-06-10T22:29:00.000-07:00In that order? You would have to get up at about 3...In that order? <BR/>You would have to get up at about 3 am!?<BR/><BR/>Forget about all of that Sting type tantric 3 hour sex...honestly.<BR/>If you do it right it only takes three minutes..OH unless you're doing it with someone else. then add 2 minutes for disrobing, neatly folding your clothes on the bed, and placing the agreed amount on the bedside table in plain view.<BR/><BR/>I hope that this helps.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-22909481827478646792008-06-10T08:11:00.000-07:002008-06-10T08:11:00.000-07:00Ziggi, 5 minutes! god, you're sooooo demanding.Bet...Ziggi, 5 minutes! god, you're sooooo demanding.<BR/><BR/>Betty, Glad to see you live in the real world.<BR/><BR/>Kindness, ah yes, you are right. I forgot the 15 mins a day I spend in the loo - Jeez, no wonder time is at a premium.<BR/><BR/>Grass, you 'thought' sex lasts longer than 3 minutes. It probably depends who you are having it with. Like Vicus says, if it's with me you would be probably be relieved its only 3 minutes lol.<BR/><BR/>Leni, I got your number, Miss Spanish Girl. If I leave my schedule to the mrs then I'd probably be lucky to get two minutes.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-24486583495458408912008-06-10T07:10:00.000-07:002008-06-10T07:10:00.000-07:00Seems like we're all worried about your 3 minutes,...Seems like we're all worried about your 3 minutes, Tom. I hope you're not in the middle of your 10 hours now, sleepyhead! Wake up!Leni Qinanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08787813168299836381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-19939174848884519422008-06-10T05:26:00.000-07:002008-06-10T05:26:00.000-07:00Ooops sorry, I am always a victim of optical illus...Ooops sorry, I am always a victim of optical illusion i'm beginning to suspect i'm some sort of a dyslexic..LOL or just slow..<BR/><BR/>I don't know what to say about the 3 minutes sex.. I thought it usually takes more than 3 minutes *scratches head*<BR/><BR/><BR/>GrassGrasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15536942840473455448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-23620166780449922522008-06-09T10:32:00.000-07:002008-06-09T10:32:00.000-07:00You forgot to mention how much time you plan to sp...You forgot to mention how much time you plan to spend in shithouses... or is that part of your meditation time? :)Kindnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03424710039883911915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-10363148889830042582008-06-08T12:27:00.000-07:002008-06-08T12:27:00.000-07:00Three minutes of sex? Pretty good staying power f...Three minutes of sex? Pretty good staying power for a man. I was right to give you that Mr Loverman award way back when.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-605572326466461492008-06-08T11:25:00.000-07:002008-06-08T11:25:00.000-07:00you need less sleep as you get older, and dump the...you need less sleep as you get older, and dump the odd jobs aswell, increase the 3 minutes to 5 and you'll probably pass as normal.Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-31157021419856198942008-06-07T08:54:00.000-07:002008-06-07T08:54:00.000-07:00Tom, be careful with what you cut out from these 3...Tom, be careful with what you cut out from these 3 minutes or you will become a monk (a strange change for an old hippy, I think). <BR/><BR/>Maybe you should ask your Mrs. -she will be of valuable help setting up your daily schedule with some more quality time and less sleeping time, sleepyhead!-. <BR/>;) lolLeni Qinanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08787813168299836381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-343156451697186572008-06-07T01:16:00.000-07:002008-06-07T01:16:00.000-07:00So Pammy, you are happy with the rest of my day - ...So Pammy, you are happy with the rest of my day - you just think the sex goes on too long yeah?<BR/><BR/>Vicus, I guess I could save a minute or so by cutting out the foreplay.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-85870221174230161122008-06-06T23:23:00.000-07:002008-06-06T23:23:00.000-07:00I agree with Pam, that is far too much to inflict ...I agree with Pam, that is far too much to inflict on any human being.<BR/>To be fair:<BR/>a) it does include foreplay<BR/>b) we are only inferring that the unfortunate victim is always Mrs Tom.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-56336584593805542542008-06-06T15:15:00.000-07:002008-06-06T15:15:00.000-07:003 minutes??? Goodness Tommy dear. I think you ne...<B>3 minutes???</B> Goodness Tommy dear. I think you need to switch some things around. For Mrs. Tommy's sake. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689972441910256724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-24814981258893666582008-06-05T12:19:00.000-07:002008-06-05T12:19:00.000-07:00You mean she keeps her eyes open?Pervert.You mean she keeps her eyes open?<BR/>Pervert.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-17591046000463845052008-06-05T11:03:00.000-07:002008-06-05T11:03:00.000-07:00Vicus, I am a man - I only do one thing at a time....Vicus, I am a man - I only do one thing at a time.<BR/><BR/>Sweet Grass - thank you for visiting my blog. Please note, I am a man - I said 3 minutes, not 3 hours.<BR/><BR/>Sweet Leni - I might try your suggestion, although 3 hours is a bit of a marathon, and I'm not sure my wife would take kindly to her viewing being compromised.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-64555045007335037032008-06-05T07:20:00.000-07:002008-06-05T07:20:00.000-07:003 minutes sex???2 hours telly???Another hour telly...3 minutes sex???<BR/>2 hours telly???<BR/>Another hour telly???<BR/>1 hour meditating???<BR/><BR/>Why don't you follow Vicus advice and try this combination: <BR/>3 hours sex watching telly.<BR/>3 minutes meditating about that and -YES!-then, 10 hours sleep, hahaha. ;)Leni Qinanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08787813168299836381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-65106974916153059372008-06-05T05:54:00.000-07:002008-06-05T05:54:00.000-07:00oops sorry, you did say 10 hours of sleeping. LOLoops sorry, you did say 10 hours of sleeping. LOLGrasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15536942840473455448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-24460132230572337292008-06-05T05:53:00.000-07:002008-06-05T05:53:00.000-07:0027 hours comprise your day?LOL And hmmm, no time f...27 hours comprise your day?LOL And hmmm, no time for sleeping eh?Grasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15536942840473455448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17547524.post-22572962157746659792008-06-05T02:32:00.000-07:002008-06-05T02:32:00.000-07:00I suggest that you combine 2 of the activities.Tha...I suggest that you combine 2 of the activities.<BR/>That should start an interesting discussion about which two.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.com