Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Words of wisdom

'Walk a mile in another man's moccasins before you criticise him'

Except for Tony Blair of course - he's obviously a twat! etc. etc.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Today's sermon from Dartmoor

So as global warming kicks in and the resources of the world deplete, the wise amongst us are shoring up our defenses against the marauding masses. Once those supermarket shelves get emptied all those thousands of hungry city folk will be storming into the countryside to fill their empty bellies. It is not going to be pretty!

So here is my advice for all of us country folk. Actually, what I'm gonna do is pretend I'm not in.